239 posts analyzed Updated Sep 2026
Averages 8 posts/day, top 25% activity. Most active Saturdays around 2 PM UTC. Mostly text posts (100%).
r/shittysuperpowers Traffic & Engagement r/shittysuperpowers Traffic & Engagement
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Upvote Distribution
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r/shittysuperpowers Most Active Times When r/shittysuperpowers Is Most Active
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r/shittysuperpowers Flair Performance r/shittysuperpowers Flair Performance
Upvotes and volume by flair Average upvotes and post volume by flair
| Flair | Posts | Upvotes |
|---|---|---|
| Good luck using this… | 65 (27.4%) | 24 |
| Oddly specific | 49 (20.7%) | 36 |
| Just low-tier, nothing more, nothing less. | 42 (17.7%) | 16 |
| Yeah, this is shit | 26 (11.0%) | 25 |
| Goofy ASF | 18 (7.6%) | 22 |
| Literally Just a Warcrime | 11 (4.6%) | 7 |
| Put this power in the bin, it's trash | 8 (3.4%) | 10 |
| It's a bird, it's a plane. No, it's shit! | 7 (3.0%) | 21 |
| Confused but has the right spirit | 6 (2.5%) | 9 |
| Based🗿 | 5 (2.1%) | 5 |
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r/shittysuperpowers Trending Keywords Trending Keywords in r/shittysuperpowers
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| Keyword | Mentions ▼ | Upvotes | Comments |
|---|---|---|---|
| make | 26 (10.9%) | 13 | 8 |
| people | 19 (8.0%) | 34 | 10 |
| teleport | 15 (6.3%) | 48 | 16 |
| anyone | 13 (5.4%) | 6 | 4 |
| someone | 13 (5.4%) | 19 | 5 |
| every | 12 (5.0%) | 7 | 6 |
| time | 11 (4.6%) | 10 | 4 |
r/shittysuperpowers Mentioned Domains Mentioned Domains in r/shittysuperpowers
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This community doesn't link off-site.
Its posts are text, images, or discussion rather than outbound links.
r/shittysuperpowers Top Posts Top Performing Posts in r/shittysuperpowers
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You immediately find out how many times a person jerked off their entire life just by touching their hand
You can teleport people home by spanking them, first person needs one spank, second needs two and so on. Resets daily, so back to one spank.
You can breathe underwater after you've ingested an entire brick
You can spawn a kilogram of any random element from the period table.
You can dropkick babies without harming them
Everything you piss on turns into food. The piss stays.
You can give someone memory of taking a bite of a boneless wing
You breathe out twice as much oxygen as you breathe in.
You can LITERALLY fly like a commercial airplane
You can change your blood type
| Title | Upvotes | Comments | Type | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| You immediately find out how many times a person jerked off their entire life just by touching their hand | 866 | 54 | text | Sep 20 |
| You can teleport people home by spanking them, first person needs one spank, second needs two and so on. Resets daily, so back to one spank. | 320 | 59 | text | Sep 23 |
| You can breathe underwater after you've ingested an entire brick | 261 | 34 | text | Sep 1 |
| You can spawn a kilogram of any random element from the period table. | 215 | 42 | text | Sep 19 |
| You can dropkick babies without harming them | 198 | 22 | text | Sep 10 |
| Everything you piss on turns into food. The piss stays. | 150 | 50 | text | Sep 21 |
| You can give someone memory of taking a bite of a boneless wing | 119 | 9 | text | Sep 23 |
| You breathe out twice as much oxygen as you breathe in. | 107 | 32 | text | Sep 21 |
| You can LITERALLY fly like a commercial airplane | 105 | 23 | text | Sep 14 |
| You can change your blood type | 104 | 8 | text | Sep 26 |
r/shittysuperpowers Audience Overlap r/shittysuperpowers Subreddit Overlap & Related Communities
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r/shittysuperpowers FAQ Frequently Asked Questions About r/shittysuperpowers
What's the best time to post on r/shittysuperpowers?
Based on posting volume, r/shittysuperpowers is most active on Saturdays around 2 PM UTC. That window has the most community activity, but busier hours also mean more competition for attention.
How active is r/shittysuperpowers?
r/shittysuperpowers averages 8 posts per day and ranks in the top 25% for activity among tracked SFW subreddits.
How many upvotes do posts on r/shittysuperpowers get?
Posts on r/shittysuperpowers average about 23 upvotes this month (net score per post).
What kind of posts does r/shittysuperpowers get most?
On r/shittysuperpowers, most posts are text posts (100%)